Posts tagged "Man Vs. Wild"

Never Fire Bear Grylls

The Discovery Channel has "terminated its relationship" (read: we are not idiots, you fired him) with Bear Grylls! From Yahoo! (via RatsOff!) Discovery Channel has terminated its relationship with Bear Grylls, the British television personality and star of the network’s Man vs. Wild. The severing of the relationship, which began back in 2006… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / March 14, 2012

Bear Grylls Gives Himself An Enema. The End.

On tonight's season premiere of Man Vs. Wild, Bear Grylls gives himself an enema "for hydration". Sure, Bear Grylls. I'm sure at parties Bear Grylls is like "I just need to rub this cocaine on my dick for CIRCULATION." Dude is constantly rubbing cocaine on his dick at parties. In the desert. Anway, the cli… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / January 5, 2010

Tiny Little Boy Vs. Wild

Kids have taken over the news today! THE NEWS GOT SLIMED. Look at this story about some kid, it's great! From the AP: SALT LAKE CITY - When he realized he'd been separated from his family on a weekend hike in a northern Utah forest, 9-year-old Grayson Wynne's thoughts turned to television. Grayson watche… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / June 23, 2009

Will Ferrell’s Episode Of Man Vs. Wild Looks About Right

As previously reported, Will Ferrell has taped an episode of Man vs. Wild with Bear Grylls. Here is a preview, you guys. OK. I mean, I feel like at this point Will Ferrell has been put into third gear and the gearshift has been snapped off at the base (no mechano). It's not so… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / May 22, 2009

Will Ferrell Vs. Wild

Will Ferrell is about to squeeze so much precious, life-saving water from animal shit into his chapped mouth it's crazy. From the AP: The [Discover] channel said Wednesday that Ferrell and series host Grylls spent two days in Sweden's mountains and glaciers for a "Man vs. Wild" special. With Grylls as his guide, Ferrell… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / April 16, 2009

Bear Grylls Epic Fail FTW

Oh man. Usually I rely on FAIL Blog for hilarious iPhone photos of Engrish misprints at the dollar store and videos of Russian Lady Sovereign destroying her living room. That is what makes it one of the best websites on the internet. It's so good that sometimes I wish that my jo… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / February 4, 2009

Our Thoughts And Prayers Are With Bear Gryll’s Family/Flock/Pride/Murder/Whatever

Oh noes! Bear Grylls has been injured. From the AP: Discovery Channel says Bear Grylls, rugged adventurer and star of its popular "Man vs. Wild" series, has been injured during an expedition in Antarctica. A fall resulted in a shoulder injury to Grylls, who is en route back home to Britain for medical treatment… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / December 8, 2008