Posts tagged "Masks"

Stay Safe Out There, You Joggers In Horses Masks

Health is important, and there's no better way to stay healthy than with a regular routine of cardio-vascular exercise (especially when you are living on a diet of canned tuna and cheese crackers!). But please, if you do go outside wearing nothing but your running shorts and a rubber horse mask, please stay safe. The… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / October 29, 2012

This Is Just Your Standard Horse Mask

What? Horse mask. Are you watching a different video than me? Because all I see is a totally standard horse mask no big deal not even sure why we're talking about it. (Via SayOMG.)… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / November 3, 2011

Man Wearing A Horse Mask Playing The Piano

The problem with advertising as a general rule is that it is a crude attempt to sell you something you almost certainly don't need. At this point, even water, which you DO need, has been commodified and turned into a luxury. As information becomes more accessible, and the market becomes more attuned to the marketers,… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / August 17, 2011

Well, This Is A Nightmare

Some mornings you wake up and it's just like, uh, you know, I was doing fine back there in Sleep Town and if this is the best the real world has to offer then maybe I should just Incept myself. Wait for the kick. It's barf. The kick is barf. When you start barfing, you'll… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / June 1, 2011

Merry Christmas From Trololo

Aww, thanks, Trololo. Merry Christmas to YOU! (Thanks for the tip, Polythene Pam.)… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / December 21, 2010

NKOTB Bring The Creepy Mask Fetish To The Today Show

I think we can all agree that what happened on The Today Show this morning was just wrong (the beginning, duh). Mommy, I'm scared at the TV set!: I would complain about the NKOTB's inexplicably frequent appearances on The Today Show (payola HAS to be involved -- the public is not demanding more NKOTB medleys),… More »

By: Lindsay Robertson / May 8, 2009

An Orangutan Tries On A Scary Gorilla Mask

Ahh! This is kind of loud, so headphones up!: Oddly enough, this is the least creepy video of a creature wearing a mask that we've ever featured on Videogum. More »

By: Lindsay Robertson / May 6, 2009

That’s Not A Creepy Mask, This Is A Creepy Mask

That instructional beauty mask video that's going around virally this week is cool and creepy and all, but if you want true spine-eek-ening PURE TERROR, you have to go straight to the fetishists. Warning: while there is nothing technically NSFW or offensive or Un-PC about this video, I still feel like I have to… More »

By: Lindsay Robertson / November 19, 2008

That’s Your Mask: The Réjuvénique

This is your mask. You wear it all the time. Every year, when people are trying to figure out Halloween costumes, you don't even have to say anything, and no one asks you, because everyone knows you're just going to wear your mask again, like you do every year. You wear the mask to dinner… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / November 19, 2008