Posts tagged "Megan Fox"

Roger Ebert Tears Transformers 2 A New Robo-Butthole

There's a reason he's called Roger Ebest. Read the whole thing. Here.More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / June 23, 2009

Megan Fox Addresses Her Fan

In a junket interview over the weekend, Megan Fox apologized to that "sweet boy" and insisted that she would gladly accept his rose. Apology accepted. More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / June 22, 2009

Nice Try, Michael Bay

Early reviews of Transformers 2 have been coming out all week, and it seems almost unanimous that this is probably if not the best movie ever made, then at least the most thoughtful and intelligent. Variety gave it four Tweed Blazers, its highest honor, and the Hollywood Reporter said it "is like Albert… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / June 17, 2009

Megan Fox, Please Understand Me

Megan Fox, I'm not an idiot. OK? I don't expect anything from you. I'm not delusional or confused about the nature of our relationship. Obviously we will never be romantically involved, but beyond that I also recognize that we will never be friends. We won't even be acquaintances. Please, Megan Fox, know that I at… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / June 17, 2009

Cheap Trick, Adults, Presumably, Singing The Transformers Theme Song

"OPTIMUUUUUUUS!" --Shia LaBeouf "BUMBLEBEEEEEEEEEEE!" --Shia LaBeouf Oh this movie. With the dancing robots and the over-emoting and the Michael Bay M&Ms and the this song. Are we really doing this? We are? OK. Don't get me wrong, I "get it." I also used to be a little boy who enjoyed playing with toy… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / June 10, 2009

Everything That Is Going To Be Wrong With Transformers 2 In One Moment

Transformers 1 was a terrible movie. The opening sequence was pretty exciting, but as soon as they opened their mouths everything went to shit. Shut up, Transformers. And don't even get me started on that scene where they're tiptoeing through Shia LaBeouf's backyard. Shhh, you're going to wake up my parents, giant space robots! More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / May 1, 2009

Jimmy Kimmel Tortures Brian Austin Green About His Hot Girlfriend Megan Fox

A healthy-looking Brian Austin Green went on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night, and the reason I watched was in anticipation of the moment that arrives in every Brian Austin Green interview now: the moment when the interviewer brings up Brian Austin Green's fiance, Megan Fox, who was, like, nobody when they got engaged but i… More »

By: Lindsay Robertson / December 11, 2008

Whore Is A Real Movie Starring Megan Fox And Rumer Willis

This poster seemed like it was for a fake movie, but it's real: IMDB says: A group of young hopeful teenagers who have come to Hollywood in the hopes of an acting career find that the business is harder than they had ever imagined. Shouldn't they have called it "Famewhore," then? It also say… More »

By: Lindsay Robertson / August 22, 2008
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