Gotta feel for the sad sack that pitched the feature on Pam and Kid in December’s GQ as “Newlyweds Of The Year.” Guess we understand the need to anoint some sort of cutting-edge couple (hardly), but that longevity radar was waaay off, Kid. TMZ‘s got the divorce papers Anderson and Rock filed today. It’s over! Seriously, what was the over/under on that union? They almost made four months, which is mind boggling in itself. Anyway, unfortunate title aside, the GQ piece is great for exchanges like this:

GQ: I heard you sang U2?s ?With or Without You? to your new bride.
KID: I wouldn?t do that. That just takes the gay meter right to the end.
PAM: That?s enough with the gay word. That?s not nice.
KID: It?s a new word. All the kids are using it.
PAM: No, they?re not. As long as it?s used in a positive context.

Divorce is never cool, people, but if this means no more of these pics, we’re for it.

Head over to GQ for pearls about their no-curfew policy and fake-IDs-for-the-kids parenting style, and be forever-amazed that those crazy kids didn’t make it last.

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