Posts tagged "Pepsi"

Which Soda Makes You A Better Artist: Pepsi Or Diet Coke?!

Well, this is exciting. After all of the anticipation over Beyonce being hired as the Pepsi spokeswoman and then Taylor Swift getting hired as the Diet Coke spokeswoman, it was excruciating to have to sit there and wait for their first commercials to come out. WHERE ARE THOSE COMMERCIALS?! HOW DO WE KNOW WHICH SODA… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / April 11, 2013

Is This Officially Hollywood’s Dumbest Idea?

It has long been known that Hollywood was a Bad Idea Factory. You know it, I know it, your mom knows it, Billy Bush knows it. Hell, Billy Bush is the foreman! From the multi-million dollar budgeted, feature-length movies about talking chihuahuas to the TV shows about men who dress up as womenMore »

By: Gabe Delahaye / October 26, 2012

Legend Of The Ninja

The 2-liter Pepsi bottle blew out the candles and headed into its sleeping chambers. A light breeze made the diaphanous curtains dance in the streaming moonlight. The 2-liter Pepsi bottle removed its robe and climbed into bed, satisfied and content, unaware that hidden deep in the shadows, a noble warrior didn't move, hardly breathed, waiting… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / February 8, 2011

BREAKING NEWS: Pepsi To Sponsor Something!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Um. This news is everywhere this morning? And so now this news is here. Apparently it's important. God forbid you guys somehow don't hear about it. I think it's generation-defining. It goes JFK, Neil Armstrong, Vietnam, grunge, 9/11, this. From the New York Times (THE NEW YORK TIMES!): THERE are Coke people, and there… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / January 4, 2011

Hero Rescues Baby Raccoons From Vending Machine

The cutest little baby raccoons got stuck in a vending machine in Tulsa over the weekend, so the nice people who found them called a guy named "The Skunk Whisperer" to get them out. But the important thing is look how cute!: Aside from the cuteness (and the unique little raccoon noises), I like how… More »

By: Lindsay Robertson / June 16, 2009

Whoa, Pepsi Figured Out The Internet

Look, an online Super Bowl party is lame. Period. Barack Obama could host it with Fleet Foxes as the house band and it would still be a sad drag. "Fun" and "buffering..." do not mix. But keeping it lo-fi and bloggy with Will Arnett and ANDY RICHTER? Just making casual, actually funny jokes and being… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / January 29, 2009