Perhaps the most interesting thing about owning matching Sid Vicious and Johnny Rotten dolls is related to the following thought exercise: While we all know that Rotten is something like a genius, in Sid's case it is not entirely clear who is more intelligent: the actual man or his stuffed and sewn counterpart. If you were starting a band today and needed a bassist, whom would you want to recruit? The actual Sid, or Sid Stichous, the sock toy? In terms of sheer musical acumen, probably a wash. At least Sid Stichous isn't wearing a swastika T-shirt, so we have that to consider. Well, anyway these are available for purchase and would probably spruce up any wedding registry. Somewhere Glen Matlock is wondering, "Where the fuck is my sock-toy likeness?" But then, we guess, so are most of us.