I feel like I had some ideas for the Elton John version of this game, but when it comes to Steven Tyler’s biopic, I’m pretty stumped. He should just play himself, like Mr. Burns did in A Burns For All Seasons. Thoughts? Help? Ron Howard’s production company picked this up, which isn’t getting me any closer to a decision, either.

Steven Tyler was injured in a fall off a stage in August. Now Joe Perry tells Las Vegas Sun his frontman “hasn’t been giving 100 percent,” won’t return calls, and will likely be replaced. “You just can’t disregard 40 years of four guys who play together.” Dream on.