Posts tagged "The Future"

This Robot Pillow Video Might Actually Be Pornography, I’m Not Sure

I was willing to accept the video you're about to watch as something that I would never know or understand the meaning of, and present it only as scary art/maybe porn. Because sometimes it's better to just not know about certain things and to leave them alone and try to forget about them as quickly… More »

By: Kelly Conaboy / August 10, 2011

What Meal Is This Robot Making?

This video is titled "Self-Aware Robot Roommates." That title is very misleading because this video doesn't say anything about this robot being a roommate at all. Which is a bummer, because I really wanted to mention how this morning I was walking to the kitchen and my roommate was talking to this guy she met… More »

By: Kelly Conaboy / August 5, 2011

Toyota Interactive Window Is Already Making Me Angry With My Future Children

I realize that, in posting this video, I am pretty much only talking about how I want something from a commercial. It's basically like I just sent you all a link to my Urban Outfitters online shopping cart. But. Just stay with me for a second! This window thing, called "Window to the World," come… More »

By: Kelly Conaboy / July 20, 2011

Shape-Shifting Robot Mannequin Helps You Shop Online Somehow

I can't say enough about great shopping online is. You don't have to be around any people, you don't have to try a million things on and have none of them fit, and you don't have to go anywhere. It's basically the perfect system. Oh except for when you order things and then you have… More »

By: Kelly Conaboy / July 14, 2011

Ketchup Moving Machine Has Finally Been Invented

Video of this semi-liquid-moving machine, SWITL, has been floating around the internet since March-ish, I think. Not that I saw it then. But just in case you saw it then. "Already checked this machine off the 'humans did it' list that I have stored in a locked box in my room, it's a very… More »

By: Kelly Conaboy / June 14, 2011

Robots Are Not Scary And They Aren’t Taking Over Shit

Whatever, robot. When your boyfriend is finished folding his socks, why don't the two of you head down to the junkyard and throw yourselves in, because you're TRASH. I'll say that to your stupid face, too. What are you going to do about it? You can't roll over a field of human skulls because… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / October 7, 2010

The Children Of Darfur Applaud Upcoming Time Warner Service Changes!

Time Warner is about to make some service changes that will provide cable subscribers (in New York) with timely updates about the status of their upcoming visit from a repair technician, making it much easier in our fast-paced TUMBLR society to plan our busy lives accordingly, without long, frustrating wait times. From WNYC: A… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / September 14, 2010

You Can Make It Up: Robot Lindsay Lohan Goes To Space Jail

The space judge banged her hover gavel on the computer desk. "I sentence you to 90 infinities in SPACE JAIL!" Robot Lindsay Lohan would have burst into battery tears, but it could not, because it was a robot, and it had not been programmed to cry at its sentencing. It did, however, turn to it… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / July 8, 2010

It Is Only A Matter Of Time Before The Bluetooth Bear Is Used For Evil

It's all fun and games until some Jigsaw uses the Bluetooth Bear to call his victims. Saw XIV: Oh Yes, There Will Be Bluetooth Bear. "This Bluetooth Bear was meant to receive calls, not make them." What a nightmare thing this thing is! "Do you want to call your daddy on the Bluetooth Bear?"… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / October 2, 2009
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