Posts tagged "Tom Cruise"

Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

Speaking of Wes Anderson (in the contest today), a graphic designer named Beth Mathews pulled the five-color color palettte from each of his films, and it is neat to see. Look at it! -BethMathews Max Greenfield, New Girl's Schmidt, was on The Late Late Show last night and he plays an "awkward pause" game,… More »

By: Kelly Conaboy / June 15, 2012

Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

Because we all couldn't get enough of what kind of dogs the characters from Downton Abbey would be if they were dogs, here's a collection of Mad Men characters as dogs. Oh! What would you be as a dog? I would be any dog that would not stop crying and had a lot of medical… More »

By: Kelly Conaboy / April 2, 2012

Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

Giancarlo Esposito, AKA Gus from Breaking Bad, no doy, you knew that, is going to be on Community! If it's ever on TV again! That's exciting! I still do not like how his character arch went where it did at the end of last season, though. Isn't it great how not spoiler-y I made that,… More »

By: Kelly Conaboy / February 16, 2012

How Rosie O’Donnell Knows Tom Cruise Isn’t Gay

Rosie O'Donnell appeared on Piers Morgan Tonight last night and spent a good amount of her time speaking out against anti-gay rhetoric being used in the GOP race. Which is great. I don't know what else she would have talked about, and that is certainly a good thing to talk about when you find yourself… More »

By: Kelly Conaboy / January 18, 2012

Just FYI: Suri Cruise Has A $130,000 Christmas List

Sometimes there are things that we're ALL wondering about, but that none of us woud ever have the guts -- or the ability -- to ask. I can think of a million examples. Like, ahhhh, ok, for example: What is on Suri Cruise's, the five-year-old daughter of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise, Christmas list, and if… More »

By: Kelly Conaboy / December 19, 2011

This Week In GIFs

Happy GIF time, everybody! Are you aware that there is only one more GIF Friday until the day BEFORE Christmas Eve? I realize the amount of words you have to say to describe that idea kind of makes it seem insignificant, but it FEELS very significant! THE HOLIDAYS ARE FAST APPROACHING! Before you know it… More »

By: Kelly Conaboy / December 9, 2011

Slumdog Tomcruiseinaire

As we know, Tom Cruise is in India where he is promoting The Most Impossible Mission Of Them All: The Ghost Mission. Yesterday, it was reported that he talked about how much he loved Bollywood movies to the point of lying and saying that he would never turn down a Bollywood movie if offeredMore »

By: Gabe Delahaye / December 6, 2011

Tom Cruise Would Love To Do A Bollywood Film, Lies Tom Cruise

Aww, poor celebrities. They always have to be "on." I'm just kidding, I do not feel bad for them. And also, they don't have to always be "on," and often they are not "on," unless you mean "on cocaine." (Boom! GARFIELD!) But as someone who doesn't even like answering questions that his family asks him… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / December 5, 2011

There Is A World Other Than This One (“Top Gun Babies”)

I don't know about you, but I'm perfectly content that Halloween is over. It's fine. If anything, Halloween was extra long this year. A full Halloween weekend AND a Halloween Monday? Get out of Ghost Town. And the way that adults behave on Halloween sometimes it is like are you even adults or WHUT?! Let… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / November 1, 2011

Scientology’s Trey Parker And Matt Stone Investigation Seems Effective

The Village Voice has been following a story, based on documents released on defected Scientology official Marty Rathbun's blog, about Scientology's investigation into Parker and Stone after South Park's "Trapped In the Closet" episode aired in 2005. It's really great and SUPER normal! More »

By: Kelly Conaboy / October 24, 2011

Who Should Play Maverick Jr. In Top Gun 2?

It's 2011, so the time has FINALLY come for a Top Gun sequel. "We're ready now." - America. If Hollywood had tried to make a Top Gun sequel any earlier, even in say 2009, for example, the front page headlines would have screamed TOO SOON! But now it is time. All of the planets are… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / October 17, 2011

Werner Herzog Is Going To Play The Villain In An Upcoming Tom Cruise Movie

This is pretty exciting news! Werner Herzog has been cast as the villain in the upcoming Tom Cruise movie One Shot, based on the book by Lee Child! Werner Herzog is absolutely the best, I don't know why he isn't cast as the villain in every movie. From Slashfilm: Herzog will be playing a… More »

By: Kelly Conaboy / October 4, 2011

Why Don’t You Just Marry Tom Cruise Already, Brad Bird?!

Brad Bird, the director of Pixar's The Incredibles, and also Ratatouille, both of which are great, although I prefer The Incredibles, in case that matters, which it doesn't, is making his live-action directorial debut this winter with Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol (working title: Mission Impossible 9.0: Dubai Nights). Congratulations, Brad Bird! Your new movie More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / September 29, 2011

Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

Celebrities wearing t-shirts of each other. The stars, they're just like us! -Celebuzz I bet David Cross is super upset that Ricky Gervais has stolen his title of Atheist Comedian. "I don't believe in religion!" "I don't believe in religion more!" - Those guys. -AV Club Here are some stills of James Franco… More »

By: Kelly Conaboy / July 18, 2011

An Open Letter To Tom Cruise’s “Sunday” Outfit

Dear Tom Cruise's "Sunday" Outfit, What's up with you? I don't mean, like, oh hey, hi, how are you doing, what is new. I mean, literally, what is up with you? Look, Tom Cruise's "Sunday" Outfit, we all like to relax. Relaxing is human. So if Tom Cruise wants to put on a pair of… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / June 13, 2011

Les Grossman: The Movie

After Sunday night's MTV Movie Awards, during which Tom Cruise reprised his Hollywood producer character, Les Grossman, from Tropic Thunder, for an insanely confusing dance routine with Jennifer Lopez (the mind reels, and then the mind just keeps reeling), Tom Cruise suggested to reporters that he would be interested in bringing that character back… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / June 10, 2010

Awful Movie Trailer Round-Up!

The holidays may be a great time to watch movies, but it is apparently a terrible time for new movie trailers, based on the new movie trailers that appeared over the past couple of weeks. (It is called cleaning house, and we are doing a great job of it.) It's already bad enough that… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / January 4, 2010

You Can Make It Up: Tom Cruise Gets Some Ice Cream

Tom Cruise walked into the ice cream shop with his hands in his pockets. You always see these gay guys walking around with their hands out of their pockets, hanging by their sides or something. They're all like, Ooh, I'm a pretty lady, I don't put my hands in my pockets because they are lady… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / October 22, 2009

Tom Cruise Can’t Catch A Break. Good.

Aww, poor Tom Cruise! He is really getting hammered in the press this week. Well, he is getting hammered in the on-line interviews with far lesser known people who worked with him a million years But still! The "man" can't catch a break. First there was a very compelling interview with Bronson PinchotMore »

By: Gabe Delahaye / October 21, 2009

Guess Who’s Excited About The Inauguration? Tom Cruise And Brad Pitt!

Watching this Reuters report, which bears the headline "Pitt, Cruise Excited About Obama" is really funny if you imagine that this is the main way Obama's historic inauguration is being covered for an international audience: And by "funny" I mean in a "bizarro-world where the international audience is shallower than the American audience" way. More »

By: Lindsay Robertson / January 20, 2009