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In Defense Of Gwyneth Paltrow

Because we have been getting so many tips about this "story," which is not actually a story, but I'm already getting ahead of myself, it seems like we might as well address the Gwyneth Paltrow "Niggas in Paris" tweetroversy that "exploded" (not really) over the weekend. People keep asking if we know about this. Come… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / June 5, 2012

A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Dominic Monaghan Accuses Matthew Fox Of Beating Women On Twitter

Kelly: Hey, Gabe Gabe: kelly Kelly: what Gabe: no, i said it like Kelly: Oh like formal Kelly Gabe: yeah Gabe: like how a gentleman Gabe: greets another gentleman Kelly: Sure, I'm sorry I didn't get that. More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / May 30, 2012

Chet Haze FINALLY Breaks His Legendary Silence On The Subject Of Bullying

Oh brother. Really, dude? Within the infinite possibilities of the multi-verse there is an alternate planet Earth out there in which Chet Haze stopped for a second and thought, "Hey, why don't I NOT write this Tweet." That's a scientifically proven fact. (May or may not be a fact, but there is some kind of… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / May 9, 2012

Mark Ruffalo Got #TWITHACKED And Seems Great

Speaking of The Avengers -- which I also saw this weekend along with everyone else in the world -- and I also thought it was good -- but then also: how did Thor break out of that thing he shouldn't have been able to break out of? -- MARK RUFFALO'S TWITTER ACCOUNT GOT HACKED! Where… More »

By: Kelly Conaboy / May 7, 2012

Betty White’s Twitter Account Reveals Our Communal Existential Boredom

A few days ago, the Internet exploded when Betty White joined Twitter. WOWOWOWOOW! My feelings about Betty White are well documented, of course, but even the "fans" ("isn't it amazing that she's still alive?!") have got to be disappointed by this recent development. She's only Tweeted (or has she! We're getting to it) four… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / April 12, 2012

Hold On, Is David Simon Mad At You Guys?

David Simon chatted with the New York Times about late-to-the-game The Wire fans and he seems a little upset. Also he's upset at TV recappers, so we're basically all under the umbrella. He's upset with all of us.More »

By: Kelly Conaboy / April 6, 2012

Woman Terrorized By Spike Lee’s Tweets Is Selfish Monster

Mediaite is reporting that Spike Lee has settled out of court with the McClaine family, whose address he incorrectly posted on Twitter as the address of America's Most Hated Man #1, George Zimmerman. The harassed and humiliated couple gave a statement to the press through their attorney, who confirmed not only that Spike Lee… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / March 30, 2012

A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Spike Lee Tweeted An Incorrect Address For George Zimmerman

Gabe: hey kelly Kelly: Hey, Gabe Gabe: how's it going? Gabe: JUST KIDDING NO TIME Gabe: i need you to drop everything Gabe: and throw your computer in the garbage Kelly: Done. Gabe: because we have to go to… More »

By: staff / March 29, 2012


Dave Chappelle is on Twitter. As my stepdad would say, "I'm Rick James!" #NOCUSSING… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / March 22, 2012


By: Gabe Delahaye / February 24, 2012

Sooo, Why Aren’t You Guys Watching Enough OWN?

Poor Oprah. Remember when she said that thing about not eating meat, then the meat industry was mad at her or whatever? And now this! Apparently her network OWN, the Oprah Winfrey Network by Oprahs for Oprahs, is not doing so well. And like any celebrity who knows exactly how everything works and is never… More »

By: Kelly Conaboy / February 14, 2012

The Perfect Crime: Tweeting About Digging Up Marilyn Monroe’s Grave

I was talking to a friend yesterday* (that's right, A FRIEND!) about the hot topic chestnut that the Internet is somehow making people dumber, or weirder, or less socially capable, or whichever of the developmental bogeyman that has captured the imagination on that particular day, and how I think all of this is bullshit. (The… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / January 31, 2012


Please join us in welcoming Courtney Cox to Twitter: Courtney Cox, welcome to Twitter. More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / January 25, 2012

Duh Aficionado Magazine: Ricky Gervais Dresses Up As Hitler For No Apparent Reason

Oh good grief. COME ONNNNNNNNNNN. This is a picture of Ricky Gervais dressed as Hitler (and also dressed as Winston Churchill) that he posted to Twitter for no particularly compelling reason. THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS GUY? It's like he read a book about comedy and it said "comedy pushes boundaries" and then he… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / January 20, 2012

Look At What Snooki Looks Like

Dear Ladies, I know that none of us want to look at a picture of Snooki. Believe me. She is not a person that is or has ever been on any of our radars. But, uhhhh...I want NEED to talk to you about something. So, you know how Snooki looks so disgusting all the… More »

By: Kelly Conaboy / January 19, 2012

Before We Die

Let's watch a preview clip of John Mulaney's new stand-up special, and the entire first episode of season 2 of Portlandia. And then have a snack. And call our loved ones. And put on something pretty. Let's not follow Rupert Murdoch on Twitter, even though he's on Twitter now. And that'll just… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / January 3, 2012

Ashton Kutcher FINALLY Breaks His Legendary Silence About The Joe Paterno Something Or Other

Some guy named Joe Paterno has been causing quite a stir in the sports world because something something child molestation or I'm not sure and also short eyes, dark hearts, can't YIKES. Ashton Kutcher tweeted about it, because the sun shines and rain gets you wet. It's a whole thing. I don't have… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / November 10, 2011

Ashton Kutcher Would Like To Open A Dialog About Something?

Cool. Thanks for opening this dialog, Ashton. I guess we should just upload our own YouTubes and you will definitely see them and watch them and think about them and respond to them? And then we can do the same with each other's YouTubes, until there's just this sprawling collection of dimly lit YouTubes with… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / October 25, 2011

What Is Joss Whedon’s New Top Secret Mystery Project?

It looks like Joss Whedon, in his moments away from directing The Avengers, has completed principle photography on a top secret film about a scuba diver who loves orange martinis. But how does he get the orange martinis, and does he sleep in the water or will he come out at some point? WE'LL HAVE… More »

By: Kelly Conaboy / October 24, 2011
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