How To Eat Like Courtney Love

The hits just keep coming from Courtney Love lately. Most recently, someone from Grub Street got her to talk about what she eats in a typical week, and the result reads like a window into her soul: Random name-drops, head-spinning levels of digression, eating habits that seem like they could kill most human beings within a month. A couple of choice quotes below:

One thing from living next to Paris Hilton in L.A… She always had a fresh cake in her house. So I make sure someone gets a full, fresh new one every day, like marzipan. My house manager tries to put it in the fridge, but I don’t like refrigeration. I know, so Portlandia of me. But I’m sorry, I’m from Portland!

I hate chocolate. Fuck chocolate. Kurt hated chocolate, too โ€” that was one of the things we had in common. Chocolate makes it all too easy. Oooh. Woww. Chocolate. Oooh. Yum. Fuck that. It’s sorta like how I don’t love the Ramones. It’s a flaw. Or, I love Mr. Springsteen as a person, I’m just not a superfan. Everyone lovvves the Boss, but that’s chocolate for me. It’s just, like… no.

Read the entire terrifying thing here.