Congratulations! You’ve Won A Trishelle.

Have you heard about this auction?

See what it’s like to live the day & life of a true reality superstar … You’e bidding on an all inclusive trip for one to Los Angeles to spend the day with Trishelle. This package includes airfare to and from your home town to LA (continential US only), 5 star hotel accommodations on the Sunset Strip, limousine service for the duration of time in Los Angeles, Lunch at Aston Kutcher?s exclusive restaurant “Dolce” in Hollywood, and the chance to hang out with Trishelle.

Amturri is the seller. He appears to be a car buff whose most recent eBay purchase was a 96-98 Mustang GT Instrument Cluster. I wonder how he ended up brokering a day in the life of Real World’s biggest slut.

Unfortunately bkenny001’s high bid of $1,150 did not meet the reserve. The Trishelle Canatella would’ve gone nicely with his collection of martial arts comic books and sexy fantasy novels.

Apparently Trishelle doesn’t put out for less than $1,151.