The Lost Boys

On tonight’s 20/20, Corey Feldman talks to Martin Bashir about the “inappropriate” relationship he had with Michael Jackson in the ’80s (Jacko was a apparently a huuuuge Goonies fan).

Feldman says in the Q&A:

“I started looking at each piece of information and with that came this sickening realization that there have been many occurrences in my life and in my relationship to Michael that have created a question of doubt.”

For example: twenty years ago MJ showed CF a coffee table book with nekkid people.

“The book was focused on venereal diseases and the genitalia and he sat down with me and he explained it to me, showed me some different pictures and discussed what those meant.”

Since these revelations came to light, the actor has been subpoenaed in Jacko’s child molestion case. Dude knows a good photo opportunity when he sees one. Remember when C-Feld was married by MC Hammer on The Surreal Life? That’s hott. I can’t even get Rev. Young MC to preside over my nuptials.

McCauley Culkin is subpoenaed in the case too, but no news (yet) from Emmanuel Lewis’ camp. Sadly I CANNOT WAIT for this shit to start playing out on Court TV.