8. Pocket planner for 2012-2013

Do you like calendars? Of course you hate calendars. But even still, you will probably dig this one. This is the Jam Of The Year (and last year) for all of you planning-minded types. It’s just the thing to whip out when trying to shore up your schedule with everyone from potential employers to the dentist to that cute guy or girl at the courthouse (actually, please, do not whip out anything else). This calendar is both titillating and frustrating, reminding you that you can only Do It All Night or Party Like It’s 1999 on certain days each year.