10. Prince Item (Mysterious)

OK, we’re not totally sure what this is. It may be a yarn mosaic, it may be macrame, it may just be a weird manifesto with accompanying illustrations. By all means check out the write-up, which conjectures upon the religious content of “I Would Die 4 U” and still shoehorns the term blowjob into the mix, making for a highly confused if not fully inappropriate liturgical discourse). Anyway, best idea after several hours of guessing — we think this image was accomplished via Legos. That’s right, the children’s toy. Well whatever, the house always wins. The important thing to note is that you apparently can’t buy this even if you wanted to, an utterly Prince-like cock tease worthy of acceding only to a bubble bath with your pants on.

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