7. Rap-Hands Taylor Swift

I can’t possibly imagine why Taylor needed mimes and fire-eaters and shit to sing “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” at the show’s outset; does anyone actually like that shit? She came off looking like Russell Brand at the Olympic Opening Ceremony, and that is not a good thing. You’re making it hard to defend you, Tay Tay! But during the rest of the show, the camera kept showing her in full-on gawky rap-hands bliss, singing along with Mumford and the Lumineers and that Bob Marley tribute, performing goofy early-20s enthusiasm on the grandest possible stage.