Fred Durst Porn Update

Limp frontman finds the silver lining:

“If you wanna know how not secure you are, just take a look around. Nothing’s secure. Nothing’s safe. It’s just helping us get better, causing awareness for homeland security. I don’t hate technology, I don’t hate hackers, because that’s just what comes with it, without those hackers we wouldn’t solve the problems we need to solve, especially security.”

Fred Durst doing his part for America, one porn video at a time!

In other nu-metal computer crimes, the guitarist for Static-X trolls for kids on the Internet by posing as a Static X guitarist impersonator. Sad but true.