I Can’t Believe I Watched The Whole Thing
Lindsay, Alex, Eric and I watched the Oscars, fast-forwarding through the boring parts (though the whole thing was pretty boring, obvs). We paused during the Technical Achievement montage to get a better look at Scarlett Johansson's junk in the trunk, but it ended up being part of the podium. Also, Lindsay called someone "gummy" (adj. having a lot of gums). ...
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