2. Bruce Springsteen Valentine

Once again, Springsteen looks nearly dead. His limbs are devoid of muscles, his face the consequence of a four-month hunger strike. There are a handful of Mayo Clinic cadavers being researched upon at this very moment that look healthier than this. Why are we so anxious to kill this man?? At least he is playing a Telecaster. Anyway, ill-tidings aside, this might make a very fine Valentine’s Day option, the passionate conviction of his playing shining through from the sad reality that he weighs 12 pounds and the hearts surrounding him are at least two to twenty times healthier than the man himself. Everybody’s got a hungry heart. But no one should be this hungry.