8. Little Bruce Springsteen

You kind of have to hand it to “TheHappyAcorn” shopkeeper when she begins her description of this miniature Bruce by saying, “Always in the mood for a little Springsteen.” It works on so many levels! The payoff is only slightly diminished when you actually get a look at the figurine in question, which looks a bit more like Eric Cartman with a pompadour, but whatever — the sheer molten energy of the Boss is at least captured in spirit and any fan would probably love to have this little guy in their collection, or, as the seller suggests, in a terrarium.