2. Cobain With Doll Heads

Provided Cobain’s habitual fascination with newborns and infancy, this product makes a kind of rational sense. Looked at another way — Jesus! Who in the hell would want to have this hanging in their living room?? What dangerous, addled soul might replace their Ikea-purchased Monet with this evil thing? In what might well qualify as the world’s most terrifying conversation piece, three lifeless, disembodied dolls hover near the familiar blue-eyed countenance of our disturbed singer. It all looks like the preview of a grindhouse horror picture. What will the dolls do to Kurt? And how will he reciprocate?? This is probably going to wind up like something out of a Melvins song…