7. Purrvana Catnip Cassette Sachet

It probably bears mentioning that the one demographic that might be more surpassingly weird obsessive about their pets than dog people are cat people. And with good reason — cats are colder and more unpredictable, moody, and insane than your average middle schooler, but they sure are pretty. And there are few things more sickeningly sweet than a basket full of kittens, save for maybe a basket full of puppies. Oh, all pets are great, who are we kidding! And by that measure, all rock and roll-inspired pet accessories are not just great, they are essential. Like this clever catnip sachet that looks like a cassette tape. It’s funny, because they’ve changed the band name from Nirvana to “Purrvana” and instead of it containing music to nourish and sustain alienated teenage minds, it is filled with your kitty’s favorite recreational substance. Because it’s for cats, you see? It makes sense.