In related news, PR-expert Britney has some advice for Jacko:
If he did those things, I feel sorry for him. I feel like he probably feels alone, and he needs some help. He needs someone to be like, ‘OK, let’s buck you up, let’s give you a moustache, let’s rough you up, let’s go to a bar, let’s get drunk and be a man.’ And if he didn’t do those things, I feel sorry for him. Either way, he needs to get in a fight.
And he should get extensions, and get married again, and eat Cheetos!
UPDATE: Love the shot from behind.