Moronic Quotes Of The Week (Hang On To Your Ego Edition)

“If you’re not invited, you’re a nobody.”
– PoweR Girl/professional ass-kisser Lizzie Grubman on P. Diddy’s White Party

“Unless you’re in Paul from Interpol’s living room and he’s like, ‘Can I go to bed now?’ you haven’t made it.”
– Anonymous “downtown insider” on secret afterparties

“I know what it’s like to be a celebrity and to be harassed. I’m so glad to be in a private area.”
American Idol dropout Mario Vasquez, before being escorted out of Marquee for harrassing Ashlee and Jessica Simpson