New Oasis: ‘Lyla’

A new (pleasant but unadventurous) Oasis single has been leaked by Polish radio. Thanks Poland! Don’t expect this link (MP3) to last long.

Can’t believe it’s been 9 years since I saw the Brothers Gallagher (“the sex Beatles,” UK press claimed) rock MSG. Can’t believe they haven’t broken up by now.

As for former archenemy/stoodent Damon Albarn? Thankfully he never did contract AIDS despite Noel’s public hex — the latest Gorillaz jawn is 1000x more bananas than anything Oasis will ever dream up.

Full disclosure: I still own the Mike Flowers Pops’ “Wonderwall” CD, but only to remind myself not to buy novelty singles anymore.