Maynard James Keenan Finds Jesus

Yesterday some Tool websites reported that MJK found Jesus. So Kurt Loder himself e-mailed Keenan for confirmation…

On 4/5/05 2:11 PM, “Keenan, Maynard James” <[email protected]> wrote:

I did, in fact, find Jesus. More news to follow. God bless ya.

> —–Original Message—–
> From: Loder, Kurt
> Sent: Tuesday, April 05, 2005 2:02 PM
> To: Keenan, Maynard James
> Subject: Wassssssup
> Hey bra! I read on some blog you found Jesus?
> WTF? Also don’t forget to Tivo I WANT A FAMOUS
> FACE tonight. Some fat chick wants to be Kelly
> from Saved By The fucking Bell. It’s fucked up.
> Anyways lemme know about the Jesus thing.
> xoxo,
> Loder

Brian “Head” Welch: 1, Perfect Circle fans: 0? Or April Fools?