Stereogum Sploid!

Don’t believe Lloyd Grove! Stereogum sources say BRAD PITT has dumped ANGELINA JOLIE for none other than BONO!

But there are more important things to worry about than BRAD PITT’s love life! Namely, where did BONO get that fetching blouse? And what did MARY-KATE AND ASHLEY OLSEN eat for lunch yesterday?

 

Is the tiny duo still recording an album with ADAM DURITZ? How did ADAM DURITZ get so lame? Why did ADAM DURITZ go to a Victoria’s Secret party only to hang out with “KWAME JACKSON”?