Pregnancy 101 For The Federlines

KEVIN: So, I just heard on BET … you’re all pregnant and shit?
BRITNEY: Yeah, four months! I’m so excited y’all.
KEVIN: Oh good. I thought you were just getting fat. Am I the father?
BRITNEY: Of course silly! Unless it’s Pat O’Brien’s. I’m pretty sure it’s totally yours.
KEVIN: [Nervous laughter] So, like, do you know how to raise a baby?
BRITNEY: Don’t you have like two or three already?
KEVIN: I guess.
BRITNEY: Don’t worry. It’ll be fun y’all.
KEVIN: Okay. We should like … buy some magazines?
BRITNEY: [Concerned] False tabloids?
KEVIN: No, magazines about babies and shit.
BRITNEY: Oh, OK! Good idea! Hey, do you have a Marlboro Light?
KEVIN: Didn’t you quit?
BRITNEY: Oh yeah. Oooh I think I feel it kicking!
KEVIN: No babe, that’s just the Taco Bell.

IMG via US Weekly.

Stereogum will be back on Monday. Have a great weekend everybody. I know we still need to pick a winner for the You Might Be An Indie-Yuppie If… contest. Didn’t expect so many hilarious responses. Here’s one to add: “…if you buy a $28 Bloc Party t-shirt at Urban Outfitters.” Yes, they sell them.