10. BRITNEY: There’s never-before-seen footage of me wrestling an alligator.
9. KEVIN: Unlike those Desperate Housewives chicks, we’re not, like, 60 years old.
8. BRITNEY: It’s like American Idol except no one sleeps with Paula Abdul.
7. KEVIN: In the first episode, you can see my ass.
6. BRITNEY: I’m hot.
5. KEVIN: She’s hot.
4. BRITNEY & KEVIN: We haven’t had nearly enough media coverage.
3. BRITNEY: It’s gotta be better than this show.
2. KEVIN: If enough people tune in, maybe my wife will make out with Madonna again.
1. BRITNEY: In the season finale, you’ll find out that Dave is the father of my baby – oops.