If I were in a kick-ass metal group and wanted more publicity, I’d hesitate to e-mail a Norwegian Death Metal band. Ya know, ’cause they’re scary cannibals.
Fortunately, Witch Taint’s Dave Hill is more intrepid. After listening to his band’s “Necrodreamraper” I’m fairly confident his correspondence with Mysticum is a joke. But it’s so fucking funny. I’d read the whole thing if I had time.