Goodbye Coldplay, Hello Mischa Barton

From New York Post…

Out For 2004

Remixes

Letting your boyfriend videotape it

Hiltons

Clay Aiken

Spike Jonze

Flat Hair

“Jesus is my Homeboy” t-shirts

Celebrity crime

Trucker hats

Paul Smith throw rugs

Jennifer Garner

Listening to Coldplay

Tiny dogs

Botox injections

Combing through iTunes

Jack Nicholson

Bands who look like Blondie
In For 2004

Guitar solos

Letting a major network video tape it

Olsens

Barry Manilow

Sofia Coppola

Wavy Hair

Tank tops with Yiddish sayings

Celebrity poker

Intellectualizing trucker hat dilemma

Todd Oldham La-Z-Boys

Mischa Barton

Marrying Coldplay

Original Penguin by Munsingwear

Hairless cats

Levitra

Toe reductions

Subscribing to Activaire

Bill Murray

Bands who look like the Allman Brothers

From Washington Post…

Out For 2004

The NBA

Skanky

British Intelligence

The Strokes

Mini Cooper

Grady Little

Paparazii
In For 2004

And-1

Lovely

British TV

The Shins

Scion XB

Steve Bartman

Helicopterazzi

From Philadelphia Daily News…

Out For 2004

Alize

Burberry Plaid

Dr. Phil

Rosie

Kobie

South Street

Lil’ Kim

Cheesecake

Joan Rivers
In For 2004

Hypnotiq

Right-handed diamond ring

Queer Eye for the Straight Guy

Ellen

Lebron

Old City

Eve

Dessert drinks

Cojo

Let’s hear YOURS smartasses.