Mark Ronson Feels The Need To Respond To Noel Gallagher

Got room for more beef? It is a statistical fact that one of every three music flame wars involves Noel Gallagher. In support of this postulate, please enjoy Mark Ronson’s retort to Noel’s “learn three chords … and go write a tune” slam. (Yes, it involves “Jockin’ Jay-Z.” Because Mark is friends with him, because Mark is friends with everybody. Except Noel.)