FLUXBLOG FILL-IN PART III: Okay, okay, here’s Lindsay Lohan!

Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Swank at the 2005 MTV Movie Awards. Lindsay won the best actress award for Mean Girls, and Hilary won in the same category at the 2005 Academy Awards. I’m kinda new to this, so you can feel free to go off on your own snarky tangents in the comments box.

You can also take this as an opportunity to discuss whether or not Eminem’s faux-Triumph shtick with Lindsay Lohan combined with his performance with dancing Crank Yankers hoochie girls signifies a huge jump over an entire ocean full of sharks, or talk a bit about Tom Cruise’s continued descent into uncomfortable weirdness.