Props to Gawker for transcribing this morning's insane Q&A between Katie Holmes' Boston Phoenix-hating fiance and Matt Lauer.TOM: There is no such thing as a chemical imbalance! MATT: But ? TOM: No, Matt, I know these things...Read the transcript and WATCH THE VIDEO. I'd like to post a Scientology-related tune for full effect. Anyone got an MP3 of "Famous Blue ...