Ben & Jen: Married & Pregnant

Confirming what we’ve suspected for months, publicists for Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner have revealed their clients wed yesterday in the Caribbean and are pregnant with their first child.

Asked for comment, Jenny exclaimed, “This baby really gets me going!! It’s really great! Makes me want to dance!!!”

In related but equally boring news, Bo Bice got married (and according to Perez Hilton) Pink is engaged.