Former BFFs Kelly Osbourne and Avril Lavigne have had a falling out. Apparently, Avril beat the shit out of Kelly when the two spotted the same vintage Van Halen shirt on sale for $250 at an L.A. boutique. When Kelly implied that Avril “couldn’t even pronounce Van Halen,” Avril whisked the shirt off the rack and kicked Kelly in the shin. Ouch!
OK, I made that story up. I just wanted some text to go along with the photos. Now get back to work!