Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

Hope you guys are enjoying our year-end coverage in the 2013 Experience. So far we’ve counted down the 50 Best Albums (and separately the Best Metal Albums and Best Rap Albums), the 17 Best Kanye Rants, and the 10 Dumbest Azealia Banks Beefs. We revealed our staff’s favorite songs. In our series the Producers, we did a Q&As with 2013 hitmakers Pharrell, Ariel Rechtshaid, and Mike WiLL Made It. We looked at the year in molly, unconventional album launches, and the music business. And our annual In Memoriam offered a short video tribute to the bands who broke up this year. Elsewhere, we’ve been rolling out the results of the Gummy Awards, our annual readers poll. There is more to come! It’s a holiday embarrassment of riches! But one thing we did not do this year is repost other publications’ Best Albums lists. So if you wanna talk about that below, go ahead. Or share what you want for Christmas. Or talk about Duck Dynasty? Up to you! Your best and worst comments from this week are below…

THIS WEEK’S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS

#10 kilgore trout | Dec 13th Score:21

Its never okay, Donny.

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#9

Jim Rountree | Dec 19th Score:23

hey, remember that time NIN spent six months hauling out year zero with a huge viral campaign? and then dramatically broke NIN up saying “this is the last tour, blah blah blah”? and then brought them back? yeah, nothing pompous there.

also, is there anyone left besides U2?s the edge that wayne coyne hasn’t slandered in the press? wtf? calm down.

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#8 ambarella | Dec 19th Score:29

#neverforget

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#7

Justice Beaver | Dec 13th Score:32

Blue Ivy’s rap skills be whack nigga, her verse was weak as fuck…flow be lacking

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#6 Renaton | Dec 13th Score:35

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#5 Slothdrop | Dec 13th Score:36

Bro, Beyonce ~IS~ Burial

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#4

Dusty Effin Henry | Dec 16th Score:36

Great to see Beyonce #BREAKFREE from the norm with her release.

- Sent from my Virgin Mobile phone

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#3

Joe Howse | Dec 17th Score:36

Stereogum: Calls Like A Rolling Stone ‘generation-defining’
Stereogum: Does not put it on this list.

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#2 raptor jesus | Dec 13th Score:41

*looks up from listening to Burial*

huh?

*goes back to listening to Burial*

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#1 fistofan0077 | Dec 13th Score:44

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THIS WEEK’S 5 LOWEST RATED COMMENTS

#5 twillowwillow | Dec 13th Score:-12

ARcade Fire released an album on October 29, but they dropped the single on 9/9. Arcade Fire is most important band of this decade and the preceding decade, and likely the succeeding decade, and yet they aren’t featured at all in stereogum’s top ten songs of year list.

Something stinks in the heart of man.

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#4 michael_ | Dec 17th Score:-13

Just the Dylan ones. I thought it was a meme by now that I’d have something troll-y to say about this ol’ croaky fart.

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#3 trinity firearms | Dec 17th Score:-13

funny but also sad and slightly disrespectful

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#2

Jack Tony | Dec 14th Score:-14

Beyonce looks like an ugly white drag queen now.
http://goo.gl/rWkZ75

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#1 michael_ | Dec 17th Score:-37

It baffles me that you were able to come up with even just one listenable song to put on this list.

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[Ed Note: I kept in Jack Tony’s comment because it’s hilarious that a competitor of Samsung is paying people to flame Beyoncé fans with links to buy a Galaxy… if that’s what’s going on here?]

THIS WEEK’S EDITOR-IN-CHIEF’S CHOICE

Alexis Nicole Newton | Dec 13th Score:-5

Excuse me but some people here ARE Hollywood Undead fans and you guys hating on them isn’t going to do anything besides for waste your time. And Phil isn’t even in the band so please stop hating on him AND the band. Thanks.

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