Watch The Black Keys Announce Turn Blue Tour (With St. Vincent) In Jokey Press Conference

The Black Keys are releasing Turn Blue next week — it’s streaming now! — and as monstrously successful rock bands are wont to do, they’ve just announced a North American arena tour that will encompass most of the last four months of the year. They’ve done so with a jokey press conference video that you can watch below.

Cage The Elephant, Jake Bugg, and (most intriguingly) St. Vincent will each open a stretch of dates. Incidentally, the Black Keys are this week’s SNL musical guest, followed by St. Vincent next week. Also, seeing as this is dubbed a “world tour,” ostensibly the Keys will be announcing some visits to other continents for early 2015. In the meantime, here’s the current itinerary in text form; as it should, it kicks off with two dates in Ohio:

9/5 Columbus, OH @ Schottenstein Center *
9/6 Cleveland, OH @ Quicken Loans Arena *
9/7 Grand Rapids, MI @ Van Andel Arena *
9/9 Milwaukee, WI @ BMO Harris Bradley Center *
9/10 Louisville, KY @ KFC Yum! Center *
9/12 Detroit, MI @ Joe Louis Arena *
9/13 Pittsburgh, PA @ CONSOL Energy Center *
9/14 Rochester, NY @ Blue Cross Arena *
9/16 Toronto, ON @ Air Canada Centre *
9/18 Montreal, QC @ Bell Centre *
9/20 Philadelphia, PA @ Wells Fargo Center *
9/21 Boston, MA @ TD Garden *
9/24 Brooklyn, NY @ Barclays Center *
9/25 Washington, DC @ Verizon Center *
9/27 Chicago, IL @ United Center *
10/24 Minneapolis, MN @ Target Center †
10/25 Winnipeg, MB @ MTS Centre †
10/27 Calgary, AB @ Scotiabank Saddledome †
10/28 Edmonton, AB @ Rexall Place †
10/30 Vancouver, BC @ Pacific Coliseum †
10/31 Portland, OR @ Moda Center †
11/1 Seattle, WA @ KeyArena †
11/9 San Diego, CA @ Viejas Arena at Aztec Bowl †
11/10 Phoenix, AZ @ US Airways Center †
11/12 Salt Lake City, UT @ Maverik Center †
11/13 Denver, CO @ Pepsi Center †
11/15 Houston, TX @ Toyota Center †
11/16 Dallas,TX @ American Airlines Center †
12/4 Baltimore, MD @ Baltimore Arena ‡
12/5 Raleigh, NC @ PNC Arena ‡
12/6 Richmond, VA @ Richmond Coliseum ‡
12/8 Nashville, TN @ Bridgestone Arena ‡
12/9 St. Louis, MO @ Scottrade Center ‡
12/11 Atlanta, GA @ Philips Arena ‡
12/12 Charlotte, NC @ Time Warner Cable Arena ‡
12/13 Greenville, SC @ Bon Secours Wellness Arena ‡
12/15 Sunrise, FL @ BB&T Center ‡
12/16 Tampa, FL @ Tampa Bay Times Forum ‡
12/17 Orlando, FL @ Amway Center ‡
12/19 Austin, TX @ Frank Erwin Center ‡
12/20 Tulsa, OK @ BOK Center ‡
12/21 Kansas City, MO @ Sprint Center ‡

* Special guest Cage The Elephant
† Special guest Jake Bugg
‡ Special guest St. Vincent