Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

This thing between Sun Kil Moon and the War On Drugs isn’t a feud so much as cyberbullying. Adam Granduciel hasn’t said anything other than initially asking what was going on and expressing some mild disappointment. It should’ve ended then. Now, nearly three weeks later, it seems Mark Kozelek will trash the Philly band in song on Monday night. (What rhymes with “beer commercial lead-guitar shit”?) We’ll see if the War On Drugs accept Kozelek’s challenge to let him join them onstage to perform that song in San Francisco, too. I assume Koz is doing all this because it amuses him and he doesn’t give a shit what people think of him. It’s harmless fun. Tom Morello, on the other hand, is a threat to our nation’s brunch spots and must be stopped. Your best and worst comments of the week are below.

THIS WEEK’S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS

#10 inthedeadofknight | Sep 30th Score:21

Also, don’t believe anyone with the last name Morello while they are defending another person with the last name of Morello.

Posted in: Tom Morello Feuds With Seattle Restaurant That Didn’t Give Him Special Treatment
#9 vandertramps | Sep 30th Score:22

That doorman was all like “Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me!”

Posted in: Tom Morello Feuds With Seattle Restaurant That Didn’t Give Him Special Treatment
#8 world_on_a_string | Sep 30th Score:23

Mark Kozelek sounds like the bully tormenting the kid who accidentally bumped into him in the hallway. Wait, that’s exactly what he’s doing.

Posted in: Mark Kozelek Challenges The War On Drugs To Let Him Join Them At The Fillmore Next Week
#7 LeMonjello | Sep 30th Score:25

For someone who is waaaay above social media (he makes albums, guys, not facebook) he still has a large online presence.

Posted in: Mark Kozelek Challenges The War On Drugs To Let Him Join Them At The Fillmore Next Week
#5 raptor jesus | Sep 26th Score:27

His head exploded first, so I’m guessing this is a new one for him.

Posted in: Thom Yorke Tomorrow’s Modern Boxes Comment Party
#4 sloaner | Sep 26th Score:27

Who is Thom Yorke and why is he on my torrent???

Posted in: Thom Yorke Tomorrow’s Modern Boxes Comment Party
#3 mr. mayonaise | Sep 30th Score:28

If you’re so leftist and pro-worker’s rights, you should know better than to give a service industry employee a hard time.

Posted in: Tom Morello Feuds With Seattle Restaurant That Didn’t Give Him Special Treatment
#2 austinrobert | Sep 26th Score:35

did you already make it your profile picture…?

Posted in: Thom Yorke Tomorrow’s Modern Boxes Comment Party
#1 inthedeadofknight | Sep 26th Score:41

My head just exploded, and I might’ve shit my pants, and I think I have an erection.

Posted in: Thom Yorke Tomorrow’s Modern Boxes Comment Party

THIS WEEK’S 5 LOWEST RATED COMMENTS

#5

Jonathan Boogie Walker | Sep 26th Score:-9

Ween is fucking horrible

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#3

Michael Hernandez | Sep 26th Score:-15

meanwhile, at Pitchfork: 10.0 review being drafted…

Posted in: Thom Yorke Tomorrow’s Modern Boxes Comment Party
#2

James Joseph Watson | Sep 26th Score:-18

Thus band sucks and that whole thing was pretty fuckin stupid… I fuckin hate crowd surfing, it sucks to get crushed by a stranger…. BUT thats the aggressive atmosphere of a punk/metal show, its to be expected, been that way for a loooooooong time.

So yeah, don’t be a bitch about it, play your set and rock out, the crowd will do the same.

Always thought it was funny when At The Drive in would freak out about moshing and crowd surfing and then BUG OUT crazy on stage and expect the crowd to not react and go wild.

Posted in: Joyce Manor Ignite Punk Scene Controversy With Anti-Stagediving Stance
#1 cato | Sep 26th Score:-20

So many words for such a nonsensical album. I never expected Yorke to be able to deliver an album even worse than The King Of Limbs, but he made it. Major achievement, no doubt. What strikes me more though is that Yorke seems to be far from reaching his artistic nadir. I am looking forward listening to an album even worse than Tomorrow’s Modern Boxes. And he is the only capable of doing this.
Ps. “There Is No Ice (For My Drink)” sounds even sillier than it’s title suggests.

Posted in: Premature Evaluation: Thom Yorke Tomorrow’s Modern Boxes

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