Lorde Tells Diplo To Do Something About His Tiny Penis

Diplo spent yesterday by making a running Twitter joke out of Taylor Swift’s perceived lack of a booty. First, he said that someone should launch a Kickstarter campaign to get Swift a booty, and then he tweeted the actual crowdfunding campaign that someone started. He made a bunch of jokes about it. And now Lorde, who is Swift’s friend, has responded to Diplo’s whole campaign. Her response is some cold shit. Read it below.


On the one hand, Lorde and Diplo seem to be pals, and they could well just be fucking around here. He remixed her song “Tennis Court,” and he produced an Ariana Grande track on the Lorde-curated Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1 soundtrack. On the other hand, daaaaaaamn. That’s the shit to make your EDM-superstar soul burn slow.