Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

Eminem wants to punch Lana Del Rey in the face and Azealia Banks wants to punch Disclosure in the face. Lorde wants Diplo to do something about his tiny penis and Run The Jewels wants Sun Kil Moon to put that dick in his mouth all day. Everyone’s getting testy before Thanksgiving! Let’s try to remember not to bring up U2 this holiday season.

THIS WEEK’S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS

#10 raptor jesus | Nov 9th Score:23

I’m pretty sure El-P deleted the tweet, but before their set he tweeted something along the lines of:

Of course we’re playing opposite of Sun Kil Moon today. We’re prepared to play our song, “Sun Kil Moon I put my balls in your mother’s mouth.”

One of my friend’s screenshot the tweet, I’ll see if I can get it if anybody still gives a shit, which I’m thinking we don’t.

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#9 letsplaytwister | Nov 13th Score:25

I really hope this whole thing at least raises some micropenis awareness.

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#7 Bol_Wan | Nov 8th Score:26

Kind of describes his whole legacy, doesn’t it?

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#5 Spikelee3000 | Nov 9th Score:27

Is somebody gonna suck somebody else’s dick already? There have been SO many open invitations!

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#4 haromaster | Nov 10th Score:28

He’s just angry about ethics in video games journalism

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#3 letsplaytwister | Nov 9th Score:31

I love how the phrase “beer commercial lead guitar” has taken on a life of its own. I really love it.

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#2 black sheep boy | Nov 8th Score:35

blochead scoring in both the highest and lowest rated comments with the same exact comment, impressive. Well done.

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#1 undergroundspoon | Nov 13th Score:35

Where’s the beef, Diplo?

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THIS WEEK’S 5 LOWEST RATED COMMENTS

#5 muffinman | Nov 10th Score:-12

haha jeez those were some quick downvotes. Point is it’s silly to saying he’s promoting violence against him. The bluntness of the statement implies that those are his intentions when in reality we all know eminem does not want anyone to knock out women. He’s simply using the idea of hitting a woman as a tool. You think that’s inappropriate that’s fine and if you think that intentions aside that this kind of subject matter promotes violence against women then you’re making a broader statement about about using violent lyrics in general. I think you’re implying intention to promote and I think that’s silly.

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#4 muffinman | Nov 10th Score:-14

You think that bad Kendrick Lamar warned he was going to murder some very popular emcees in a song called “control”. MURDER

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#3

Bill Rowland | Nov 9th Score:-14

Worthless niqqers.

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#2

Weston David Pagano | Nov 11th Score:-14

I don’t listen to Eminem but who doesn’t want to punch Lana Del Rey in the face?

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#1

Ryan Bright | Nov 10th Score:-24

SJW shitstorm in 3.. 2.. 1

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THIS WEEK’S EDITOR-IN-CHIEF’S CHOICE

rubberjohnny0829 | Nov 11th Score:6

took me a solid three minutes to figure out if that was tay tay in the pic or not. she looks way different in person. dated her for a bit in middle school. nothing too special.

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