Jacko Pleads Not Guilty

Michael Jackson has pleaded not guilty to charges of child molestation this morning at a Santa Maria courthouse. When the hearing began, Jackson was reprimanded for his lateness (Superior Court Judge Rodney Melville called it “an insult to the court” and told Jackson he “will not put up with that.”). Among those who arrived with Jackson were his parents, his brothers, his sister Janet Jackson and comedian Eddie Griffin.

Is Eddie Griffin the new Uri Geller?