Horny Dead Kennedys Fans Probably Won’t Face Charges For Onstage Sex Act

American hardcore originators the Dead Kennedys are currently touring without Jello Biafra, their iconic frontman. And actually, they’ve been touring without him since 2001, as a procession of Some Guys has attempted to fill those shoes in the otherwise reunited lineup. That’s shocking enough, right? Like, that constitutes news? But one couple at a recent DKs show did something that’s given this band more press than anything since their 1986 breakup: They got really, really freaky onstage.

ABC News reports that the band was in the middle of a sold-out show at Solana Beach, California’s Belly Up Tavern on Thursday night when shit went down. Mid-set, a woman got up on the edge of the stage, while a man, who appeared to still be in the crowd, started vigorously going down on her. Jezebel has NSFW photos, if you’re interested.

Obviously, this was not the sort of thing you see at every show, but the crowd reportedly went right on watching the show without getting too distracted. ABC reports: “Chris, who didn’t want to give his last name, said a number of people took photos of the man and woman. Many then went back to listening to the band.”

ABC contacted local law enforcement over whether the couple could face charges, but that sort of indecent exposure is only a misdemeanor if someone reports being offended or annoyed. Thus far, nobody has. Meanwhile, representatives for the venue say that the couple were kicked out and issued this statement: “Of course, we don’t condone this activity in our establishment and security stopped it right away. This is certainly a first for us.”

Here’s the news report:

I almost feel bad for the lady who has to make concerned-newscaster eyes while talking about this ridiculousness.