Justin Bieber Is Getting A Comedy Central Roast

Walking penis punchline Justin Bieber is going to be honored with his very own Comedy Central roast, according to Us Weekly. The pop singer has apparently wanted to be part of a roast for a while: “Justin has been asking us for years to roast him, so we kept telling him to create some more material and we’re thrilled he listened,” the network told Ryan Seacrest’s website. The roast will be taped on March 7th, and will air at a later date. Bieber’s certainly given everyone a lot of ammunition over the past few years, but no celebrity-attended roast will come close to the amount of vitriol that can be spewed by anonymous internet commenters. Right? Show us what you’ve got below…

And if you missed it, here’s the Saturday Night Live sketch about Bieber’s photoshopped Calvin Klein shoot, and the singer’s response:

UPDATE 2/9: Comedy Central has announced that Kevin Hart will be the host of the Justin Bieber roast. It’ll air on 3/30.