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The Petting Zoo: The Week’s Top 10 Animal Videos

The biggest animal video-related news going around this afternoon is that Budweiser released their Super Bowl commercial called “Puppy Love” on-line and apparently, according to many different sources, it will force you to “grab a tissue.” Because you are “crying.” I am not going to link to the commercial, or watch it myself, or ask you to watch it, because, first of all, I don’t want any of us to choose to watch a Budweiser commercial when we don’t even have to. WE AREN’T EVEN WATCHING A SHOW! Second of all, I especially don’t want any of us to ever, in our whole lives, not even once, not even because it caught us off-guard or because we were already going through something difficult, CRY AT A BUDWEISER COMMERCIAL! Literally everyone on Earth is better than that. What? Does the puppy die because it drank too much beer? Hahaha. That would be very sad! And very irresponsible of its owner, but we still wouldn’t have to watch it. Don’t watch it! Choose not to watch any commercial you see advertised as a Super Bowl commercial. We’ll see them when we absolutely have to! Later! During the Super Bowl! AND MOST OF ALL WHO CARES, OKAY, LET’S GET TO THE VIDEOOOOOOOS!


10. Rude Pet Parents Hide Cheese In Sleepy Dog’s Mouth

9. Dog Wakes Up Warthog

8. Teddy Bear The Porcupine Predicts The Winner Of Super Bowl 48

7. This Is A Merino Guinea Pig

6. English Bulldog Does Not Like To Be Called “Buttkiss”

5. Puppy Can Fit In His Bowl Better Now

4. Two Kittens And A Bucket

3. Sea Otter Baby And Mom

2. #MOMCATFAIL

1. Bryan and Kaia