“Being baked never calls upon us, the gingerbread men, at a moment of our choosing, because before we are baked we are not yet assembled and who even knows what we’re going to be.”
“Freedom is the right of all sentient beings. Not so for gingerbread beings, unfortunately.”
“A bit gingerbread battered, old friend, but alive.”
“Sometimes even the wisest of gingerbread builders and gingerbread beings can be in error. Not in this case, obviously, this case everything went perfectly for everyone involved, but sometimes.”
“Unlike us, the gingerbread men, made only of gingerbread and a probably edible adhesive, there’s more to them than meets the eye.”
“There’s a thin line between being a gingerbread hero and being a gingerbread memory — either eaten, thrown in the garbage, or preserved in a way that is grosser than it is worthwhile.”
(Full-size gingerbread Optimus Prime after the jump. Via Geekologie.)
