Optimus “Gingerbread” Prime Quotes

  • “Being baked never calls upon us, the gingerbread men, at a moment of our choosing, because before we are baked we are not yet assembled and who even knows what we’re going to be.”
  • “Freedom is the right of all sentient beings. Not so for gingerbread beings, unfortunately.”
  • “A bit gingerbread battered, old friend, but alive.”
  • “Sometimes even the wisest of gingerbread builders and gingerbread beings can be in error. Not in this case, obviously, this case everything went perfectly for everyone involved, but sometimes.”
  • “Impressive…for primitive small, edible home-building technology.”
  • “It’s been an honor being served to you all.”
  • “Unlike us, the gingerbread men, made only of gingerbread and a probably edible adhesive, there’s more to them than meets the eye.”
  • “There’s a thin line between being a gingerbread hero and being a gingerbread memory — either eaten, thrown in the garbage, or preserved in a way that is grosser than it is worthwhile.”
  • (Full-size gingerbread Optimus Prime after the jump. Via Geekologie.)