“America’s Funniest Videos Right Here”

Don’t be too cocky about your YouTube video, dude. This shit would never make it on America’s Funniest (Home) Videos. Yeah, the wedding was poorly timed and everyone’s feet got wet, but NO ONE EVEN FELL. The bride’s face didn’t get any wet sand on it. The priest didn’t fall on the groom’s crotch. The wedding party didn’t slip-slip-slip trying to run away from the wave, only to fall right into the wave. Save the “America’s Funniest Videos right here” comment for when you get something worthy, little bro. Until then please stick to, “I’m putting this on YouTube,” or something like, “HEY, SAMMY! HEY, SAMMY, COME HERE YOU GOTTA COME AND CHECK THIS OUT.” Thank you, and good morning. (Via SayOMG.)