Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Top Comments

After the jump, the five Highest Rated comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated comment, the winner of the James Franco And An Unsure Puppy Caption Contest, and the Editor’s Choice.

This Week’s Highest Rated Comments

#5 Del Preston | Dec 2nd Score:19


Posted in: What Are You Looking At On This Slow SNOOZE Day?
#4 pickpocket | Dec 3rd Score:20
“the” macaroni song? a little presumptuous, guy
Posted in: The Macaroni Song
#3 Superglue | Dec 2nd Score:21
My favorite family Christmas cards are definitely the ones where all the family members are clearly in different places for the photos and also they’re all looking in different directions and also they’re not standing near one another at all and also they look miserable and/or suspicious, and also they’re unrecognizable. It always fills me with the true spirit of the season. I will keep this on my fridge until next year, I’m sure!
Posted in: Merry Christmas From The Kardashians
#2 Dr. Feelgood | Dec 3rd Score:24
“Although the movie company said the clip only played for less than two minutes, Greene said it seemed to last much longer.”

Nice of Greene to say, we get self conscious about this kind of stuff.

Posted in: The Porno Switcheroo Archives: Frozen Movie Theater Porno Blunder
#1 Del Preston | Dec 3rd Score:31
The projectionist probably just accidentally reached for “Motorboat Willie.” Could happen to anyone.
Posted in: The Porno Switcheroo Archives: Frozen Movie Theater Porno Blunder

[Ed. Note: Del Preston! No spoilers, Del Preston, but you also won the caption contest this week. What a week! Congratulations! Also congratulations to the rest of you, but obviously less congratulatory congratulations than those I am giving to Del Preston. And for those of you who didn’t even make it in to the top five — well, let’s just say I’M NOT PLEASED. (Just kidding you’re all great, love ya, see you on Monday!)]

This Week’s Lowest Rated Comment

#1 ptsmith_vt | Dec 5th Score:-1
Feminist panties for men include a small vice grip for the balls.
Posted in: I Guess You Might As Well Have The (Insane) Wedding Ceremony That You Want?

[Ed. Note: I can’t believe this only got one downvote! We’re a very positive community, and I love that about us.]

This Week’s Caption Contest Winner

[Ed. Note: Congratulations, Del Preston! You earned it.]

This Week’s Editor’s Choice

80sfraud | Dec 4th Score:18
It’s an acronym just say the three letters.
Posted in: Here Are Some Morning Links!