Merry Christmas From The Kardashians

The Kardashians usually make us wait until about halfway through the month of December before unveiling their annual Christmas card, but this year they’ve started the season a little early! Ahh, I feel more in the spirit already. I guess it’s time to take all of our old tabloids and also Kanye West’s cover of Rolling Stone out of storage, brew some hot cocoa, put on our Charlie Brown Christmas record, and start carpeting the ground with them + cash, like some sort of not-quite-as-self-aware-as-you-think fame hungry garbage dump winter wonderland. Ahhhh. Time to go out to the big dollar sign farm and cut down your own big dollar sign and light it up right next to the member of your family that is currently making you the most money. Time once again for some of my favorite Christmas traditions: putting weird dad in a tube and writing cashier on the tube, not telling the driver to actually go INSIDE to pick up Rob Kardashian and Scott Disick, and letting Lamar Odom and Kanye West decide for themselves what they want to do. (Adding to the wealth of Kimye Klues is another very good tradition.) I love Christmas! Enlarged sections of the photo after the jump, because we’re here already and what else are we doing:

Merry Christmas! (Photos via E!)