With it being so close to Thanksgiving Hanukkah, I thought it might be somewhat hard to find a caption contest photo for the caption contest this afternoon. The photos all might already be traveling home, I thought, or maybe they’re just trying to get their photo work done so they can head out early. And for a while I was right! Thank goodness for Cameron Diaz, though, who provided us with an EXCELLENT option through Instagram today, saying, “This picture is an honest reaction to a video I was watching on my computer at work yesterday. It’s begging for a caption from ya’ll. Please stick to cleverness and hilarity. Have fun! #couldbearetweet” And it is begging for a caption from ya’ll [sic]! What is she thinking?! Remember that it is an honest reaction, and please stick to cleverness and hilarity. Take your bullshit somewhere else, all right?

Winner will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball and that’s it, and you should be grateful for it, because it’s Thanksgiving. #couldbearetweet